Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!

Man I don't know what is up lately, my sleep patterns are bogus. I'm not sleeping well at all. Tried a new pillow made out of some memory foam and a bit more expensive than your typical pillow, didn't work. Forget sleeping pills, the one I tried didn't work and actually made me really restless. Tried not eating within 2 hours of hitting the bed, tried exercising a bit later in the evening, NOTHING! Maybe I should try talking my lovely wife into getting one of those "space beds" that you can jump up and down on without spilling the glass of wine?  This is starting to sukc!